December 07, 2008

Alternate causes of a car accident

Everyone knows that drink driving amd operating the handphone while driving might lead to accident ... but there are alternatives ...

Case 1: Friday late night on your way home after a long tired teleconference at work, you think that fortunately your two kids are not in the car preparing to join in the league of the Power Rangers. Long peaceful drive, just like those days without the TV in the bus. Red light ahead, better slow down .... suddenly something ticklish moving fast up your right leg under your pants towards your xxxxx ... your leg reflex action starts and you floor the pedal ... well on the wrong pedal ... and you are forever remembered. Damn it, thanks to our little friend, Ah Kiong the cockroach.

Case 2: On your way back with your wife and her mom after a durian feast at Geylang, there was a moment of silent when your mom-in-laws suddenly stop nagging. Before you can turn around and check what's wrong, something hit your nose and you gone unconscious ... Damn damn it, your mom-in-law just has a silent fart.

December 06, 2008

Honda pull out from F1 ... cloudly future ahead

Oh dear, our first night race might be the last. There might be some good out of this, well at least the organiser can save on blankets that are used to cover all the overhead bridges, save on making those funny exhaust pipe trophies and save our PM from making that 5 secs calefare appearance ...

Hey maybe we can get the cirque du soleil to perform instead ... our tracks were built for it. http://www.cirquedusoleil.com/

December 05, 2008

Show the various positions in a Joomla template layout

To show where are all the positions in the template, we can type in this URL: http://<mydomain.com>/index.php?tp=1