December 07, 2008

Alternate causes of a car accident

Everyone knows that drink driving amd operating the handphone while driving might lead to accident ... but there are alternatives ...

Case 1: Friday late night on your way home after a long tired teleconference at work, you think that fortunately your two kids are not in the car preparing to join in the league of the Power Rangers. Long peaceful drive, just like those days without the TV in the bus. Red light ahead, better slow down .... suddenly something ticklish moving fast up your right leg under your pants towards your xxxxx ... your leg reflex action starts and you floor the pedal ... well on the wrong pedal ... and you are forever remembered. Damn it, thanks to our little friend, Ah Kiong the cockroach.

Case 2: On your way back with your wife and her mom after a durian feast at Geylang, there was a moment of silent when your mom-in-laws suddenly stop nagging. Before you can turn around and check what's wrong, something hit your nose and you gone unconscious ... Damn damn it, your mom-in-law just has a silent fart.

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