August 19, 2010

Cold jokes

(1) Batman and Superman, both are superheros but who is smarter?
Ans: Batman. Why? Both wear their tight underwear outside but only Batman realized that he had to hide his face with a mask.

(2) How do you tell the sex of a cockroach?
Ans: If it can fly then its a female. Why? Cause it has wings.

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